Drunk Justice

Nigeria is a weird country. You get comedy everyday and everywhere.Even in the unexpected places. Recently, I had reason to go to a Magistrate Court for something and a case was called up.
 A woman brought a charge of defamation against another lady.

What happened?

Both women were at their annual women's village meeting and had an altercation. Lady A told Lady B that Lady B's husband's sperm was watery hence incapable of getting a woman pregnant...

 What?!

This was why both parties were in court?! Aunty o! You are fighting the wrong battle . Instead of taking the other Aunty to court, shouldn't you be finding out how she knew your husband had watery sperm?

To think that the police had the resources to prosecute this particular matter, yet they ask you to buy fuel for their vehicle before they can show up to apprehend thieves in the neighbourhood. Wonderful!

Now if you think this case is weird, let me blow your mind. I promise you on my girl scout honour, the next story is hundred percent real.

Two men were contending for ownership of a land at a High Court in the Eastern Part of the country. One of the men was asked his basis for claiming the land...

 I promise you again,  this story is not made up.

The man answered that the land belonged to him in his former life and now that he had reincarnated, he had come to claim the land.

What shall we say of this?!